Come on, now. A dirty mind doesn't have to be filled with just sexual themes. Can we think of other things that could make our minds dirty? Let's decide.
I've been exposed to dirtiness since I was a kid. Weird, yes, which became a part of me. I thank my mom, though, for opening up my mind so much of the unconventional, even taboo subjects that no other parents would even dare to hint at their children.
That's why sometimes my mouth tend to let out things that seem impure. Sexual themes? Got it covered. Sexuality? Sealed and delivered. Verbal abuse? Whenever necessary. Female dog-ing? To those fortunate souls.
Sometimes I can't help but to blurt them out, coz I used to and still, hang out with like-minded people like me. Of course, only in front of people who could handle them. I don't think others who couldn't, could make it. xD
An example of a situation; please observe below:
Place : Inside of car.
Time : Night.
Characters : Two friends and I.
A car passenger friend mentioned RAIN, the biggest Korean celebrity who makes females (and queers) go oh-take-my-body-now, and rain, one of nature's typical phenomena. I responded that the latter rain is cold, but the former rain is hot. Trust me, when something is spoken in your mother tongue, it sounds more raunchier.
The car driver friend turned behind, gave me an 'okaaay' look, turned back in front and said THAT has a double meaning.
I was like, hey, better to have it out then have it in! Not like a case study -- a certain educator caught red-handed.
Driver friend corrected me by saying that it's not a case study, but a literature review.
I swear I laughed like a hyena on crack.
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Old friends, you already know me by now. New friends, brace yourselves. xD
That's why I love you all. Aww. ♥
Current obsession: CATS!
